The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 30,000 man elite fighting unit called The United States Special Redneck Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, and Texas boys are to be dropped into Afghanistan with only the following information about the terrorists:

–The Season opened Today

–There is NO LIMIT

–They taste like chicken

–They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music, or Jesus

–They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

–Their favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain

We expect the problem in Afghanistan to be over in a few days…………….

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